Thinking of different corporate professionals
It fits on Railway Management officials
“Project Manager” is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
“Procurement manager” is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
“Operations Manager” is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.
“Marketing Manager” is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
“Financial Budget Manager” thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
“Planning and Technical Manager” thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
“Quality Manager” is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
“HR Manager” is a person who thinks that… a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby in 9 Months if given training
“Customer” is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby !!ЁЯдФ
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